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S02E37: He’s In A Pizza Band

Mon, 28 Jul 2025 21:49:25 +0000

SirSeatSitter Joins Us! ⛧ Room 237 - Kubrick and the Moon Landing ⛧ The Shining's Many Themes ⛧ Ghosts Want To Bang The Living ⛧ Indian American Genocide and Canned Goods ⛧ Shredder Intermission ⛧ Dave Portnoy - Masshole American Hero Jerk Boss ⛧ One Bite Everyone Knows The Rules ⛧ BLEEP

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S02E36: Nazi UFOs and the Dark Alliance

Wed, 21 May 2025 12:52:17 +0000

Boo-Bury Is Out ⛧ The Duke of San Francisco Joins Us ⛧ Private Browsing Moderates ⛧ Moon Bases, Classes of Alien, Cosmic Origins of Human Development ⛧ Nazi Space Alliance and First Contact ⛧ Boostable Intermission (podcastapps.com) ⛧ Atlantis and the Origins Of Her Legend ⛧ MAgnetic Poles and Historical Catastrophe ⛧ Elon and Transhumanism ⛧ Underground Societies on Mars

Your Computer Is Smarter Than Mine

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S02E35: Psychical

Tue, 22 Apr 2025 07:15:13 +0000

Man, Myth, and Magic - D. D. Homie ⛧ Floating Accordions Play During Seances ⛧ Houdini Endorses Homie - He's No Fake! ⛧ Talk With Ghosts, Entertain The Wealthy, Travel The World ⛧ Skirmish Intermission - Bands Playing Live On The Stream May 10th ⛧ Revisiting The Las Vegas Mandalay Bay Incident ⛧ Who Was Steven Paddock? ⛧ The Royal Saudi Connection ⛧ Eye Witness Accounts and Unanswered Questions ⛧ Geopolitics and a (Non) Changing World

And Then They Scream No More

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S02E21: Guten Tag Mis Amigos

Tue, 26 Nov 2024 07:13:55 +0000

Orania - A White Minority Build A City-State in South Africa's Barren Deserts ⛧ Forging an Eden and Fighting for Sovereignty ⛧ Boostable Intermission ⛧ Riddles - An Ancient and Archaic Power ⛧ Testing Your Mettle for Love and Trial

Bleach it Bleach it Bleach it!

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S02E20: 747 Fishnets

Tue, 19 Nov 2024 08:55:16 +0000

We Come Down From A Beaver Moon ⛧ Gig Life ⛧ Ghislane Maxwell's TED Talk ⛧ Owning Chunks Of The Sea and Starting Your Own Underwater Randian Nightmare City-State ⛧ Boostable Nostalgic Intermission ⛧ A Reading From “Out Of This World” - Ghost Lovers and Charlatan Mediums ⛧

I Owe My Life To pew.mp3

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S02E19: HazelGate

Tue, 12 Nov 2024 08:26:07 +0000

S02E10: A Poor Man’s Treacle

Tue, 20 Aug 2024 05:59:09 +0000

Private Browsing Joins Us! ⛧ Floyd Allen - A Murderous and Charismatic Member of Old Virginian Society ⛧ A Flair for the Dramatic and Avoiding Jail Time ⛧ The Hillsville Massacre ⛧ Boostable Intermission ⛧ GARLIC and GOLD - A Reading from Man, Myth, and Magic ⛧ Medicines, Markers of Wealth, and Magical Properties - How Garlic and Gold are Similar

Mamapaint Has Wonderful Ears!

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S02E09: I’m Down To Have A Bad Night

Tue, 13 Aug 2024 07:03:08 +0000

We Return from Nashville, Victorious! ⛧ Drugs Forgotten and Lost ⛧ Five Stone Powder - The World’s First Inorganic Narcotic ⛧ Soma - Juice of the Gods ⛧ Laser - The Tasty Medicinal Root Romans Ate To Extinction ⛧ Throwback Intermission ⛧ Doukhobors - The Pacifist Nudist Shoeless Religion ⛧ Psalms of Rejecting Modernity ⛧ Migration from Russia (With Love)

Oh Wow, We Miss Nero…

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S02E07: #Vleshed

Tue, 23 Jul 2024 06:42:44 +0000

We Prepare for the Nashville Bitcoin Conference ⛧ Election News Flying Under The Radar ⛧ Furries Steal Loads of Data From Disney to Make Porn and Enact Vengeance for Shutting Down Club Penguin ⛧ BLOOD - A Reading from Man, Myth, and Magic ⛧ Boostable Intermission ⛧ Modern Art - Head Sculpted from Eight Pints of Frozen Blood ⛧ Charles Manson and Amy Winehouse Blood Art ⛧ KISS Prints Marvel Comic with their Blood

Ask for Ashes!

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S02E06: One More Nasty Gesture

Tue, 09 Jul 2024 07:00:14 +0000

Satellite Skirmish Review ⛧ Lighting Rigs for Queen (The Band) in the 70's ⛧ The Origins and Evolution of Concert Light and Stage ⛧ The Crown - Queen's Secret Weapon ⛧ Carnet, Riders, and Plots ⛧ Boostable Intermission ⛧ Rude Gestures - A History and Hand-Picked Selection ⛧ Agincourt and the Two-Fingered Insult ⛧ Corrections - Black Knight Satellite

I Pledge Allegiance to the All-Blacks!

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S02E05: We’re All On A List

Tue, 25 Jun 2024 06:35:22 +0000

Private Browsing Joins Us While Boo-Bury Is Away! ⛧ The Satellite Skirmish Battle of the Bands is Approaching! ⛧ The Black Knight Satellite - An Alien Object In Near-Polar Orbit ⛧ Decrypting Radio Messages From Deep Space ⛧ Boostable Intermission ⛧ Ugly Laws - Outlawing The Disfigured and Unsightly ⛧ San Francisco Sets The Bar For Legislating Racism and Vagrancy ⛧ Freak Shows As a Means of Employment

She Was The Best Mom I Ever Had!

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S02E04: In My Brain That’s Already Happening

Tue, 18 Jun 2024 07:22:14 +0000

Frankiepaint Joins Us!! ⛧ From Dancer to Lighting Designer to V4V Trailblazer - The Origin Story of Frankiepaint ⛧ Streaming for Sats and Producing Live Concerts ⛧ Boostable Intermission ⛧ Stage Lighting - Tricks of the Trade ⛧ Building A Light Lab with an RSS Feed

Look Mom I'm A Cartoon!

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S02E03: Paint's Still Wet

Tue, 11 Jun 2024 06:14:07 +0000

We Are Live! ⛧ VHS Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults - (1994) ⛧ A Culty Walk Through The Park ⛧ Satanic Poetry ⛧ The Legacy of Devin Dehaven ⛧ Classic BTS Intermission ⛧ Scr33m-Mails ⛧ An Attempted Reading from Man, Myth, and Magic - THE ORDER OF THE GOLDEN DAWN ⛧ Aleister Crowley Takes Over

My God, He's Purging!

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S02E02: Nunc Est Bibendum!

Tue, 04 Jun 2024 06:18:00 +0000

MICHELIN STARS - Why Do They Exist? ⛧ How A Tire Company Dominates Fine Dining ⛧ Reliable Maps for WWII ⛧ Vintage Ads and Art ⛧ Boostable Intermission ⛧ Reading from Man, Myth, and Magic - MYSTERY PLAYS ⛧ Medieval Theatre Practices ⛧ Pagan Rituals Leeching Into Christian Fundamentalism

Nevertheless It Should Be Useful!

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S02E01: Where There Are Rakes, There Are Hoes

Tue, 28 May 2024 07:32:36 +0000

We're Back! ⛧ A Birthday Bash Return ⛧ Reading from Man, Myth, and Magic - BIRDS ⛧ The Chat Hates Turkeys ⛧ The Spiritual and Historical Importance of Winged Creatures⛧ The Delta OG LP Gets A Feed ⛧ Boostable Intermission ⛧ A Slew of Scream-Mails Rings In the New Season! ⛧ The First Detective - Eugène-François Vidocq ⛧ A Master of Disguises is Born in Revolutionary France ⛧ A Hard Life Full of Intrigue Inspires Modern Ballistics and Hit Musical Les Misérables

Behind the What?

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S02E00: Rehearsal Is For Losers

Tue, 07 May 2024 06:25:00 +0000

Musician and Original BTS Host Malachi Joins Us for Episode 200! ⛧ Building Studios and Double Spacing Your Drywall ⛧ His Band Performs Live Slinging Chocolate, Corn, and Diapers Onto the Audience ⛧ Future Musical Projects ⛧ Boostable Intermission ⛧ GAMESHOW TIME - Who Are These Celebrities?!? ⛧ Going Down The List

We Need Pain Involved With This Somehow…

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S01E199: YIKES

Tue, 30 Apr 2024 07:40:31 +0000

A Brief History of Fonts and Typography ⛧ The Invention of Serifs ⛧ Modern Memes and the Fonts That Built Them ⛧ The Impact Typeface ⛧ OK Soda - Advertising's Awkward Attempt at Postmodernism ⛧ Boostable Intermission ⛧ The Willy Wonka of Cheese - James Leprino ⛧ Private Pizza Billionaire Gets Sued By His Own Family ⛧ Rivers of Cheap (Possibly Government) Cheese Flows into Hot Pockets, Frozen Pizza, Stoufers ⛧ Loaning Money To Your Own Corporation

Mom, He Won't Stop Subverting Me!

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Tue, 05 Mar 2024 08:32:38 +0000

Boo-Bury Invents the Disco Boost ⛧ The Greenbrier Resort and Old American Money ⛧ Underground Bunkers Built for Congress ⛧ Knights of the Golden Circle ⛧ Boostable Intermission ⛧ Dragons - A Reading from The Enchanted World ⛧ Beowulf Slays The Wyrm ⛧ Egyptian Dragons And More!

I Am Most Pleasantly Being Pointed At

Marie! The Gimps!

So Twue

A Quiver of Lightning

Iron Minge Eat your Heart Out

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S01E191: Weekend At Zeus'

Tue, 27 Feb 2024 08:05:57 +0000

GWAR's Newest Guitarist GRODIUS MAXIMUS Replaces Pustulus ⛧ Tommy Meehan and His Bands - Cancer Christ, The Manx ⛧ The Hardcore Mess Punk Scene ⛧ We Bid Farewell to Jacob Rothschild - Banker, Warmonger, Icon ⛧ Retro Intermission ⛧ A Reading from Man, Myth, and Magic - GOATS ⛧ Scr33m-Mails

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There Must Be A Circuit

We'll Have To Ask Bill

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S01E190: Print The Legend

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 07:57:17 +0000

All Aglow
Cool as Mojo
Hermaphrodite
Bells You Drink Out Of

Boo-Bury Returns From Florida ⛧ Outlaw Cult Rockstar Mojo Nixon Passes At 66 ⛧ The Mojo Manifesto ⛧ A Reading of Man, Myth, and Magic - Bells! ⛧ Boostable Intermission ⛧ Remote Viewing - US Gov Uses Astral Projection To Spy On Russia ⛧ Pat Price - The Burbank Cop with Psychic Powers ⛧ Declassified Top Secret Documents from the CIA

I'm Floating Through The Air, Oh Yeah!

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S01E189: I Am Not An Atomic Playboy

Tue, 13 Feb 2024 09:39:00 +0000

Private Browsing Joins Us! ⛧ Atomic Post-War Propaganda Film and Audio ⛧ Moving The Natives Off Bikini Atoll ⛧ Truman to Eisenhower - The Nuclear Presidents ⛧ Boostable Intermission ⛧ The Christ Church of Moscow, Idaho ⛧ Dennis Wilson - Patriarchal Cults, Publishing Companies ⛧ A Small Group Buying and Conquering a Small American Town ⛧

RastaFEARians

The Dew of Excellence

Spinster Commie Cat Lady

I Demand Vetted, Curated, and Moderated Sources

There Are No Rules to Anything If You Try Hard Enough!

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Tue, 05 Dec 2023 08:34:00 +0000

Popsicle Sticks In My Mouth

24/7 Chills

The Thigh Of Mary L

Book Bound

Sir SirSeatSitter Joins The Fray ⛧ Behind the Douchebags ⛧ Rumors of Satanic Service ⛧ Modern Day Prophets ⛧Hastening The Messiah's Coming ⛧ The Lost BTS Episode ⛧ Boostable Intermission ⛧ Skin Bound Books ⛧ Purefinders ⛧

The Happy Ever After It Turns Out...

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S01E179: The English Aristocracy, Wow What A Throwback!

Tue, 21 Nov 2023 07:31:29 +0000

Clinton Dropped Bombs

Genetic Lottery

Well La Di Da

Net Zero Goats

Lavish Solo Show ⛧ A Choice Selection of Secret Societies ⛧ Why Do Firefighters Wear The Maltese Cross? ⛧ The Knights of Malta / St. John ⛧ From Medieval Origins to Founding the CIA ⛧ Flooding the World with Heroin and Cocaine ⛧ DEA vs. CIA ⛧ Peter Dale Scott ⛧ Le Cercle Stays A Secret ⛧ Balkan Memes Are Dope ⛧ Your Scr33m-Mails

Don't Censor Me Bro!

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S01E178: Of Moderate Specialness

Tue, 14 Nov 2023 07:36:00 +0000

Sleeping Beauty Syndrome
Vinylweight Champion
Listen, I didn't Invent Science
Projections from the Rear

Private Browsing Joins Us! ⛧ Old Man From Led Zeppelin 4 Cover Identified! ⛧ The New York Times Advocates Magic Mushrooms for Mental Health ⛧ BTC Hits 1-Year High ⛧ Blackrock CEO Larry Fink Pushes For Crypto ETFs ⛧ Kleine-Levin Syndrome - Sleeping for Days or Weeks ⛧

This Guy's Hypothalamus? Fried!

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S01E177: My Last Love Letter of the Evening

Tue, 07 Nov 2023 13:38:30 +0000

Caller Does That
Rope is Cheap
Mozart's Mother Was Into Shit
I Imagine Every Time

Love Letters From Great Historical Figures ⛧ Einstein, Mozart, Freud - Why Are Germans So Freaky? ⛧ Jimmy Savile Dates Margaret Thatcher ⛧ We Open Phone Lines! ⛧ Man, Myth and Magic - Pontius Pilate ⛧ Philosophical Expunging

Salieri Said This Is My Final Form

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S01E176: Heaven and How to Get There

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 06:12:00 +0000

I'm The Jury Baby
Whomst Among Us
Now The Goat's Dancing
Vax That Ass Up

Mischief Night! ⛧ Victorian Era Books Debunk Ghosts by Explaining Spectral Illusions ⛧ Seeing Spectres in Photographic Plates ⛧ The Golden Age of Halloween Postcards circa 1900-1920 ⛧ How Anoka, MN became the Halloween Capital of the World ⛧ Testing Grenade Launchers Strapped To the Back of Robotic Goats ⛧ The Future of War

I'm All About Contrast You See!

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S01E175: The Paranoial Spooky Hour!

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 09:20:00 +0000

Bite… As Hard As You Please!

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A BTS Spooktacular! An Orchestral Presentation of Macabre and Horrifying Tales ⛧ Poe's The Masque of the Red Death ⛧ Interview with a World Famous Scientist ⛧ Ray Bradbury's The October Game ⛧ Selections of Classical Music! ⛧ Your Scream-Mails ⛧ Wiirdo Tales ⛧ Boosters Win Fabulous Prizes!

A Contest With No Rules is a Challenge to Compete In!

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Tue, 05 Sep 2023 08:02:51 +0000

Fasting Schtick

Ether API

Gravity But For Thoughts

Teetering On

Man Myth and Magic - Ouija Boards! ⛧ The Road Between Conscious and Subconscious ⛧ GWAR Show in Minneocalypse ⛧ Dissociation and Blood Spray ⛧ Dirtwoman - Richmond's Dirtiest Drag Queen ⛧ Kenyan Televangelist Allegedly Causes Mass Suicide ⛧ Father MacKenzie - Cult Leader and Fasting Advocate

Call My Repertoire Eclectic, Baby

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S01E167: Crow Energy

Tue, 29 Aug 2023 07:45:00 +0000

Lincoln Logs

7% Interest

Edward Norton

Dog's A Bummer

Private Browsing Joins Us!! It's Her First Time… ⛧ American Monarchs ⛧ California's Gold Rush and the Price of Rice ⛧ Joshua Norton Declares Himself Emperor ⛧ US Grant's Account of 1852-53 San Francisco ⛧ Imperial Decrees ⛧ Joseph Smith, James Strang, and Mormons ⛧ Strang Becomes King of Beaver Island, Michigan ⛧ Polygamy and Pantalones - Women of the Church

He's a Huckster

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Before The Sch3m3s 8.21.2023

Tue, 22 Aug 2023 07:11:17 +0000

FM Rodeo - Self-Titled National Anthem

The Death of Rock and Roll - I Like a Lot

Milhouse. - Manifestation of an Apparition

Rusty Gate - Girl Like Me (Psycho Mix)

Ainsley Costello - Daydreamer

Tis Tis - Teaser

Discotoshi - No One Told Me

Nate Johnivan - Bad People

Hurling Pixels - Dope

Homeless Moses - Psychic Assassin

CityBeach - Animosity

Rubber Factory Records - Abbesse - What Troubles You

Sara Jade - Lip Service (Mustache Ride)

S01E166: The Demon of Deadlines

Tue, 22 Aug 2023 06:25:00 +0000

Loose Gaia
Demon Trap Zoom
Anonymous French
Observe the Melt

Ruby Ridge 31st Anniversary ⛧ “Artificial Intelligence” and the Writers' Strike ⛧ US Copyright Law and Oscar Wilde ⛧ Monkey Selfies ⛧ Authorship and Art As Defined by the Constitution ⛧ Google Lawsuits ⛧ Summoning Demons in Academia ⛧ Tamar Ettun - Artist, Professor, Succubus ⛧ Roadkill and Bowls - Tools of the Trade ⛧ Zoom Rituals

Do You Have Your Bowls?

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Before the Sch3m3s 08.14.2023

Tue, 15 Aug 2023 08:39:58 +0000

Rusty Gate - No Time To Borrow [Rough Cut]

Radon - Painted Red

The Death of Rock and Roll - Long Hard Nightstick

POLANSKI - New School

Longy - Trust in Life

Jim Reaper - Creepfunk

Signs and Signals - Favorite Lie

Peck Slip - Sex Monkey

Rubber Factory Records - Cactus Vella - Rhythm And The Rebel

The Popes by Fuzzed Records - Misfit of Society

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S01E165: Meat ‘n’ Beat

Tue, 15 Aug 2023 07:44:00 +0000

Freeze Like That
Like Witches Man
Lizard Napalm Beach
The Motor City Monster

Pete Lee of X-Cops, GWAR, and more Joins Us! ⛧ The Dallas Punk Scene ⛧ Dale Hawkins - An Original Guitar Man ⛧ The Rockstar Life ⛧ Violence and Financial Swindling ⛧ Flying V vs. Les Paul ⛧ The Death of Rock and Roll ⛧ Reports on Homicide and Fat Camps ⛧ Buying Shirts From Protestors ⛧ Scr33m Mails ⛧

I'm In League With Time And Space!

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Tue, 23 May 2023 07:31:00 +0000

Justice in Germany
Watap My Baron
You Guys Like Jerk?
Split All Over Your Face

Nam and Dhowjen of the Millennial Media Offensive Join Us! ⛧ Questions for the Boys ⛧ Origin Stories and Podcasting 2.0 ⛧ The Hidden Hand ⛧ Occultist Meanings and Historical Figures ⛧ Santa Sends Us A Video - Hail Santa! ⛧ 21 Goat Slaughter Salute ⛧ Sarah Palin's Charms ⛧ Journo Cults ⛧ Palmistry and Saturn Worship ⛧

That's The Fastest Typing I've Ever Heard

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S01E152: Saged 24/7

Tue, 16 May 2023 07:44:00 +0000

Fokes Woh-Man
Mud Did Him In
Send In Your Fake Snow
International Overnight Sex Icon

Ronald Gladden Tricked Into Being a TV Star ⛧ Ridicule Porn ⛧ Sam Hyde's Psychotic Reality Show ⛧ De-Platformed from Stripe ⛧ Value Split Intermission ⛧ Porphyrius the Purple Whale of Antiquity ⛧ Texas Slim and Captain Sidd Explore Thailand On Motorcycles ⛧ Weather Mods, Cloud-Seeding, and Silver Iodide - We've Been Telling You About This For Years

You Are A Dead Boy

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S01E151: The Writing On The Lawn

Tue, 09 May 2023 08:27:00 +0000

Right in the Feed
SnobCoins
Holding The Dirty Mop
Social deMerits

Matt Bigelow of Japan WUT? Joins Us! ⛧ Life in Japan ⛧ The Internet Is Made of Demons ⛧ Ways To See Without Seeing, Ways To Speak Without Speaking ⛧ Intermission featuring Matt Bigelow Original ⛧ Demonic Sigils in Early Computing ⛧ Chip Manufacturing and Alchemy ⛧ The Five Point Element ⛧ Hennig Brandt Boiling Pee In Search Of Gold

Cheer Yourself or Scare Your Neighbor!

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S01E150: I Am Now Powerful Enough to Kill the Mothman

Tue, 02 May 2023 08:21:24 +0000

Speaking of Hell
Those Are Rookie Sins
The Apple Falls Far
It's Very Mercury

Jerry Springer - Honorary GWAR Member ⛧ Shock Rock ⛧ Interview with a Veteran of the Indian and Civil Wars ⛧ Matthew McConaughey's Motivation and Life Advice… for a Fee ⛧ Highlights from his Book ⛧ Woman of Mystery - Aileen Wuornos ⛧ Her Final Interview ⛧ Movie Rights and Other Exploits

Now We Wait For Judge Judy

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Tue, 04 Apr 2023 07:29:51 +0000

Go Get Us A Pie
Staircasing Below 15
Lawyers To The Grave
I've Never Seen That Plough Before

Thousands of mummified rams heads found in Egypt ⛧ Pharaoh Ramses and his Works ⛧ Old footage of Russo-Japanese War (1905) ⛧ Chinese Genetic Experiments Make Radiation Resistant Soldiers and Chimeras ⛧ We finish the Epstein Trilogy - Dershowitz (Superlawyer), Jamie Dimon (JP Morgan Chase CEO) ⛧ Alphabet A reading from MMM

Now Available In Most Biolabs

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S01E145: Big! More Pages! More Stories! Oh Hi Henry Kissinger!

Tue, 28 Mar 2023 09:41:34 +0000

They Would Be Proud
My Privilege is Buttons
Alice in Wonderland Chains
Slap This Goddamn Sax Over The World

Upgrade your battle station, and say hello to Big Sis. Peek behind the curtain, see how the sausage is made. Intermission is brought to you by… YOU. We return to review the latest Monarch Mind Control. Happy Spring Solstice! Ghislaine has lots of friends, even the Rothschilds!

Feed A Kingdom of Rome With That Tit

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S01E144: Nice Chucks

Tue, 21 Mar 2023 07:07:00 +0000

Smugl-ah
Wells of Lolz
BTS Publishing
A Dozen Dozen

I need you to sing Limp Bizkit with me. Nobody nukes our site better than we do! She's risen from the grave and better than ever. Robert Maxwell has not! Who was the father of America's favorite sex trafficker? He rips you off every semester… A Textbook Psychopath! After intermission, Angel-Bury unearths angels and enlightens the soul. What revelations do the bones hold?

Ten Meows Is My Limit

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Tue, 21 Feb 2023 09:00:26 +0000

Our Peace
Thunder Pinch, Ho!
Little Guppies Everywhere
She Was Blindingly Beautiful

Welcome to Hollywood! Tom Hanks wants you to FEAR the virus, wear the mask, lock yourself up! Makes sense, he's worked for the CIA since 1942. Thanks Tom! After a Monty-rich intermission, the Mothman illuminates us with Vonnegut. Join the Second American Revolution! Why aren't you more equal?

I Shall Now Select My Empress

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S01E139: Stop With The Printer!

Tue, 14 Feb 2023 08:30:00 +0000

A New Suit
In Stage Seagal
A Real Degenerate
Information Sausage

Author Charlie Robinson reaches his tentacles into the #Greenroom! Do you know the art of Global Control? You got the keys to the box of cheese? Trip down to Mexico, where shamans share the secrets of the stars, and brilliant minds work together to beat Big Brother. After a patriotic intermission, we delve into the Good Book (of War). Lightning Round!

I Can See The Grid

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S01E138: The Quartz In Your Eyes

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 07:49:35 +0000

The Art of Whore
Overspeak The Come
I Miss Carl Sagan, Man
Sprung From The Ground

Bring your glasses and your existential quantifiers as we travel the world petting exotic animals. It's a non-profit! Did you know the Father of Communism and the Father of Banking are cousins? Fight the Algo! Reap the Value! What lies behind the Green Door? Speak the secret password, slip through the haze, and pop the cherry. This is an artsy film!

I Won? Fuck!

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S01E137: Alana Moore

Tue, 31 Jan 2023 07:27:54 +0000

Attack Spring
You're A Servo, Wizard!
The Pelosis and the Gettys
A Heart to Heart About Bad Behavior

Pick up the phone! Producer/Actor Jacob Keohane joins us, and we discuss the American pastime of watching movies about shooting Nazis in South America. Embrace the wonder, fight the void! We hog through intermission, and arrive at the lavish part of San Francisco, where hammer time has only just begun. Take a photo, it will last longer!

Traditions Carry On

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S01E136: How To Kill Your Friends And Influence Morons

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 08:50:00 +0000

The Seven Sisters
Satin Core
FYI Bitches
This Isn't A Porno

Check Out The Top 10 Best Clickbait Titles! Down in Cyprus, they have fun new ways of making millions on the internet! Fall in love with the Blood Book, pour over the red Indian ink. Life is a collage. Just ask the original shell company, the Dutch golden goose! Royal Bloodlines run black and old as oil.

You Have Died From The 1800's

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Tue, 27 Dec 2022 10:29:16 +0000

Too Many Cemeteries
Someone Is Rizz
May Musk
Anal Lick Tits

It's a holiday special with the BTS family. A quick trip to the bank will show what they have in reserve for us. Close out 2022 with foul phrases, global predictions, and wasteful lists! Better watch out for Spy Gal ornaments on your tree, they could be listening... The Three-Letters Agencies wish you Merry Christmas!

Core Memory Unlocked

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S01E131: Party First, Freedom Later

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 07:57:07 +0000

Please Talk
Harvey Looks for You
End of Transaction
There's Options

From the top rope! It's Malachi and Monty! The Four Horsemen of the Schemes ride through town delivering gifts to those in need. What would you like? A new coat that makes you invisible to machine eyes? A copy of the Exorcist? A ticket to the Condor's Nest Premiere? Of course, these things may be nothing more than shadows…

That's How Radio Was Invented

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S01E130: Known Unknown We Should Really Know Thus Stuffed In An Earthen Casserole

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 09:53:46 +0000

Blood, Boar, and Body
Literally Called Laser
Roux is Gravy
Single Digit

High Voltage! Flash back to Ancient Rome where fish sauce is King, enjoy tasty brain paste! Kidney's split and roasted! Just how Alexander the Great liked them. We delay intermission to glance over rainbows. Let's reanimate dead bears! What's a few more misfits in the night?

A FINE RAGOUT OF BRAINS AND BACON

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S01E129: What's A Sun Dawg?

Tue, 06 Dec 2022 07:56:00 +0000

Welcome To My Mangrove

Bat Sushi

OZZY'D

I'm Your Uncle

Take a ride on the Manitoba Swirl with special guest Ablekirby of Rare Encounter fame. Join us for a late late night as we rip rails with the bear of them, open the box of mama, and root for the OG heel! Pour one out for the so-called visionaries. Was this recent crypto bro death Alphabet Soup, or was it the rip tide that done him in? Listen and let the Pleroma fill you.

It's Called...Penetration Pay Baby

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S01E128: Mr. Man, Listen

Tue, 29 Nov 2022 09:21:40 +0000

Pleasant Observer
Agape Irene
No, Molecule
Rock ‘n Roll Dressing Rooms

Ripped apart at the seams, we observe a mysterious case of the famous official charged with a strange crime. The Taxman cometh! to Build Back Better! The intermission serves sandwiches hot with stuff. Merriam-Webster reminds us we're all being gaslit. Jerry Only wanted to play along, but The Misfits took Macho's girl!

It's Like Every Metroid Game Ever

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S01E127: Finnegan's Woke

Wed, 23 Nov 2022 00:52:00 +0000

Fibrous

Gray-Water Hook-Up

This Is Pre-AI, My Friend

Petabytes of Raw Text

Lard Satin wants. Lavish sails to the Bahamas where there's more than tokens being exchanged. It's a Polyamorous Power Struggle! We reminisce of tacos long gone. In my day, it only cost a quarter! One Cadillac of which you owe me. After an educational intermission, we broaden our minds with a Selection of Joyce. Lap up the lover's fat mickey!

Hate Has A Home Here

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S01E126: The King Can Attack Now?

Tue, 15 Nov 2022 09:36:11 +0000

Filtered Filtered Filtered
BOAbucks
Kevin Bacon Tremors
2020 Christmas Run

The Six of Wands brings no justice for the little white marbles. Vivaldi plays, and simple abominations play chess. Callers ask for the King on King. During the break, we play abstract music. Sick of Crypto? Bitcoin? Exchanges? The Bankman's got you covered, him and his sultry wood nymph will bring it all down. Checkmate.

‘Til It's Not

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S01E125: Delete System 32

Tue, 08 Nov 2022 09:30:07 +0000

Rip Rip
Bag-Piping
Genital Lice
You Shouldn't Be Here

Pure Brainwashing! Crabs run rampant in the Holy Land. Avoid the pits! In the Hall of China, they throw out the old bag! These French kids crossed the Alps and reclaimed Jerusalem! We dust off intermission, and meet Journo Royalty! Witness his fall from the ivory towers of the Upper West Side to the dark, unpoliced Fediverse. Where's this guy from anyway?

These Discordant Notes of Our Lives

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S01E124: I Don't Wanna See Angels In My Haunted House

Tue, 01 Nov 2022 07:26:06 +0000

Two Birds One Chair

Inverse Ovation

Bleeding Edge If You Will

Fast Than The Mist

Spook me bitch! It's Halloween night in the green room, join Boo-Bury and LiteBrite for attractions so thrilling and chilling you may pass out! Life like wax models! Eerie lighting! "Fake" blood galore! You'll need to sign a waver. Take a tour thru gigs past to villages lit by dichroic glass! It's so spoopy!

They don't teach this in college.

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S01E123: Eat The Goddess, The Ecstasy Of Drinking Blood

Mon, 31 Oct 2022 01:55:00 +0000

Ol' Venus
Nun Mask
Pot or Taxes
Cult Business

Rake in Hallow's Eve with a post-NA Mischief Night Special! You are cordially invited to the elite Hellfire Club, where respected men get disrespectful behind closed doors. It costs Zero Grand! We ride a spooky intermission to the remote depths of Mexico, where the Goddess demands a sacrifice. They worship the dead all over the world!

Casper, Brought To You By Pf…

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White Picket Productions

Suck The Egg

It Ain't Old

Showing Up

Grab your cameras, we're hittin' the big time! We do stunts! We do drugs! We do auditions! We do hotels! We got hacksaws! You're so much better than that person, you're gonna be a star!

I Broke The Circle

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S01E113: DINO

Mon, 22 Aug 2022 01:13:00 +0000

Mad Goat Disease

Dive Shallow

Locked in The Boiler Room

Oh, Unicorns!?

It's a Sondaze Special edition of BTS! The code is cracked, and the outrage is REAL! Dangerous haxxors plague the Spooderman, and if you want new panties? Might we suggest you swing by you local Prison Co-Op. It's big business! Second 2nd takes us back maaaaan, way back to Woodstock 69, and the carbon lights the way. The candles will finish the job!

You Sure You Wanna Do This? Fuck yeah!

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S01E112: They Weren't Very Tender In The Beginning

Tue, 16 Aug 2022 07:40:45 +0000

Crack Hotel

Ice Cold

Cthulhu-sized Bad Day

Sweet Embrace of the Other Side

Enjoying the sturgeon moon? Boo-Bury steps into the arena at AEW's Quake by the Lake, and finds himself awakened. The next day, he is carted to the Roof Garden Ballroom, where back-braced roadies find themselves stuck in the mud. After a presidential intermission, Lavish takes us to faraway Afghanistan where they say Giants live in caves and prey on men.

… and then they invented dynamite.

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S01E111: Two In The Fink

Tue, 09 Aug 2022 07:29:58 +0000

Black Pyramid
Black D20
Black Monday
Dark Money Philanthropy

Tonight lavish does a dive into BlackRock's powerful and little-known founder, Larry “The Fink” Fink. After scream-mails and music, Boo-bury has Sam Tripoli explain why our leaders were making deals with aliens in Antarctica after WW2. Finally, we ponder MaryKateUltra's astronomical question: Do we actually live in the Age of Aquarius?

Take My MotherFinkin' Hand!

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S01E110: That Man Is Me

Tue, 02 Aug 2022 08:18:38 +0000

Constructed Of You

Mercury Dime Glass

Lysergic Acid Wash

Typical End Of Dayz

Explode into a lower atmosphere with Bill Gates as we commemorate ashes in chemtrails. Wave your wands, learn the woods, and gather...uhhh..."materials" for the homunculus per Man Myth's instructions. Be sure to have a shot prepped for Second Second of Half of Show!

Muh Tinsel!

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S01E109: 'Sblood Shall Be The Yolk Of The Law

Tue, 26 Jul 2022 07:16:04 +0000

Captain's Sex Log
Points to Polaris
Got The Morbs?
Be A Part of the Slaughter

From One Center Stone to another, peek Polaris through the rock. Whelp! Cursing will take you from a Building of Books to Satan's Arena, Cacafuego. This Is BTS. They're no Sid Vicious. That's How Dead You've Made Me Inside.

Don't be Anti-Zombie, bro.

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S01E108: Intermission Rewind!

Thu, 21 Jul 2022 05:56:00 +0000

Join Lavish as he guides you thru a retrospective journey for the evening thru highlights from the Behind The Sch3m3s Intermissions. Fix yourself a drink, find a comfy spot to kick back in the Green Room, and take a load of deep R&R.

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S01E107: Less Galivanting, More Gardening

Tue, 19 Jul 2022 08:19:54 +0000

It's A Forever Thing

The Spook Conference

It's A Learned Thing

The Copper King Of Russia

Midnight Mike from Our Big Dumb Mouth joins this edition of BTS. From the Game of Coops, playing in bands, to women's basketball it's all happening! The Freaks of Hazard also have a lot of fun getting Alex Jones and Jim Jones to talk to each other on the show.

Don't Make Light Of Anything

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S01E106: Stand Up For The Sick Shit

Tue, 12 Jul 2022 06:24:00 +0000

The Path Must Be Violence

Put The Claw In The Palm Of My Hand

Damn, Somebody Turn On The Lights!

Waiting For The Good Part

Tonight...you will witness an end to Behind The Sch3m3s! TECHNO DESTRUCTO, SCUMDOG OF THE UNIVERSE, is here to remove by force what little brains we have left! It's awesome! Be there! Be There! Be There!

Card Subject To Change.

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S01E105: Parachemistry and the Bye Bye Baby

Tue, 05 Jul 2022 06:22:56 +0000

Calling U Last Tuesday

Please, No I

Basil Valetine

The Apollo

For this evening, you are cordially invited to join the Mothman as we drink fine wine and study the lead! With the gold transformation, you'll see a wonderous display of protection! If that lube runs out, just toss it here in this wastebasket. That'll be a 10% tithe. Totally present for that!

They Did It To Humiliate Me!

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S01E104: Missionary Where Eye Contact Is Prominent

Tue, 28 Jun 2022 06:59:56 +0000

Bless Your Spine

Love For Hire

This? Impassable

Desire For Desire

Whoop Whoop, get behind these sch3m3s, and join our church! Not a cult! That House of Prayer tho, totally a cult. Praise be the Jezebel Spirit! You can hang the robes here with this hanger, and there's even a spot you can stash your peg leg if need be!

Go us!

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S01E103: They Woke Up And Chose Violence

Tue, 21 Jun 2022 06:44:00 +0000

More Interesting Than Getting Laid

Thiccchain

Murder Murder Murder

Ding Dong and Shanghai

It's a real live wet one with goat blood flying everywhere tonight! You haven't even seen me at my full anointed self-righteousness! LMOA! There's a new horrible mix tape we drop with "Beats To Goat By"! Is it Ukraine money in Ohio, or Ohio money in Ukraine. Last call for catfishing.

Press G To Spit.

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S01E102: The Elvis of Bondage

Tue, 14 Jun 2022 06:54:41 +0000

Goat Local 88

Pharma Party

Overstand It?

Gloryville

The "If They Tried To Black Bag Me" Special, all because of my First Porn Boost. You're glowing, she's glowing, we all glow down here. Speaking of down, everything's down! Not a joke! We're being sincere! You have to Creem to believe it! Also, the A.I. is very...very aware of it all. That is very spooky.

No, yellow.

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S01E101: Alt-Fright

Mon, 13 Jun 2022 01:03:04 +0000

All Scissors

The Law of Identity

RSSS

Potsickle

Dave Jones from Podcasting 2.0 joins the Green Room! It's a conversation that touches it all, from the Evil Index to Federated Networks! Wanna know who shreds? Tune in to find an answer more magickal than you'd expect…

You Thought of Aboutness?

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Tue, 08 Mar 2022 09:17:00 +0000

What If

John H. Rolling In The Benjamins

Deny Yourself

Femur Fever

Bow to the Terrible Lizard Queen! It's Moon Madness on tonight's show when space junk "legend has it" makes it mark. Hopefully it's not your parcel of moonland that it hits. BTS gets wheatey with it as we examine one of the worst years to grow some grain. Don't fear however, there's a National Emergency for that. We only want clean seed in these parts.

My sippy cup is bigger than yours.

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S01E86: Ghost of Kief, Sitting President of Nothing

Tue, 01 Mar 2022 08:48:18 +0000

Wild Irish Rose Enabled

We Are Now Ass King

Time To Heel

Let It Rain Something

The anon Anonymous has issued a warning to Putin, and the non-anon founder of Anonymous is a lunatic. Wouldn't want to be trapped in a bus with a chainsaw in that dudes hands. The propaganda machine engages in a far away eastern land, and Behind The Sch3m3s has the telephone transcripts to prove it.

Are ya complying yet, son?

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S01E85: John Adams Wins Silver

Tue, 22 Feb 2022 07:38:33 +0000

Raunchy Letters

Cheesy Kisses

Aunt Fancy

The President of Smash

Happy Birthday to G Wash! On a President's Day Special, we invite you to a Pizza Party! Please list out your favorite toppings, and don't cry too hard about silver. Freak in the sheets, POTUS on the streets, and one very large smokable monument.

Man, I Miss You.

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The No Agenda Valentine’s Day Skating Meetup of Love!

Sun, 20 Feb 2022 04:09:04 +0000

Here lies the recorded livestream from the No Agenda Nashville Valentine's Day meet up.

A merry evening was had by all.

S01E84: Fruit Earth

Wed, 16 Feb 2022 20:19:00 +0000

Peppermint Colored

A Real Life

Dragon Denying

Learn To Garden

BTS is honored to be joined at the table by @SirSpencer @Laurien @sirseatsitter @NetNed @Tjunta, @Medus@social.medusmedia.com and @SirMittens. It's like a party.

That Big Bone Lick tho...

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S01E83: The Possession of Roland McDonald

Tue, 08 Feb 2022 08:17:00 +0000

Incestry.com

Demons Ghosts Ghouls and Goblins

MK Ultra Cool

There's a Pro Pain Shortage

In space, no one can hear Communism finally working as Behind The Sch3m3s is guided by the light of reason. That Devil man, he got us to the Moon. It's Black Bag Vibes around the '22 Winter Olympics SmokeStack Edition. We need to talk to your entire family and friends about an outbreak of deepfakes.

90 percent humidity, zero percent of hope.

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S01E82: Red Eye Machete

Tue, 01 Feb 2022 07:44:00 +0000

Back and to the One

Censored Track Marks

Are Ya Sweatin' Yet Son?

You're the Pig Head Now

We have evidence of weapons of blasts from the pasts as it trumps the M5N. Add some helium, you got a special case of Jack and Jill with Ford and Kavanaugh. Judd Apatow doesn't sweat it. Chasing the Spoon with the great Magnet in the sky, this is Behind The Sch3m3s.

Do a big job? Talk a big price.

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S01E81: The Bond Villains We Deserve

Tue, 25 Jan 2022 08:39:00 +0000

You Can't Touch Me

Soft Talk

You Know

This Is Gonna Be Fun

Riding the dip, and only trusting the ayyy-lites it's time for another Behind The Sch3m3s! That's short for SOAB. You will bow to Robo-Brain, and you will be happy. The Queen hates me, because I had the bigger Xenomorph rock.

You know...meta means dead...

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S01E80: Mercurial

Tue, 18 Jan 2022 09:38:00 +0000

Even Degenerates Can Make History

We Been Robbing Trains Since Day One

At The Mouth of Broadway,

It's The Dvorak Gang.

BTS gets flash frozen in place by a 12.4 mile tall plume of ash, and watch as most of France is taken. Find us afterwards for arthritis pills we snagged from the tracks, ever giving to the tunnels. Can you boost the dog? Who would Stalin shop? The fake knife, the real blood, dying a death onstage and the thrill of doing it.

God said that, "I don't want ice skates."

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S01E79: I Shall Please (Placebo! Placebo!)

Tue, 11 Jan 2022 07:22:00 +0000

It's Ice

She's Vicious

On the Internet of Trash

I'm The Golden God Bitch

Fire And Metal From The Sky

You will eat the happy tomatoes as China ignites it's second son. Try not to spend long thinking about the persistentt threat, but never fear because there's an implant for that. Big Cat Dick litters the big place known as space, and cutaway before we get too good a glimpse of the sky donut.

AKA I already know what happens.

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S01E78: The Pope Is My Burgeoning Terror

Tue, 04 Jan 2022 08:15:40 +0000

Anthrax Fog Juice

Prolific Liberation

And the End of Meth and Cocaine Sports

What Dancing Fun

BTS looks down, around, and behind the fat sack of babies Cooper doesn't currently eat from. Less drugs, more heart attacks and enough omicron to shake a stick at. The schemes get the BAD END, Don't Look Up this info. A True Blue-anon's They Live as Queen Meryl makes a black joke.

See you in 2031. Bang a few presidents on the way in.

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S01E77: Only Nerds Know What Verbs Are

Tue, 28 Dec 2021 18:08:06 +0000

When you See's It

You See's It

Lepers and Lawyers

It's The Picklemancer

For the first time ever, BTS has an in person episode! Medus from http://meduspod.com/ joins us for tonight! We frolic in the Open Fields, we dance thru the RNA spray, and we even get Christmas ruined for us by SCIENCE! Seriously tho, if Santa was a necromancer following the Roman Eunuch Model, that only make him cooler.

How do Catholics find bones in the winter?

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S01E76: Accept Nothing Ever

Tue, 21 Dec 2021 08:05:24 +0000

Extra Extra!

Mostly Harmless Lunatics

Need Not Apply Any Critical Thought!

It's a doozy of an episode on BTS tonight. One of those...TikTok episodes. Boo-Bury and Lavish get deep in The Conspiracy Chart. We only have questions. Totally.

Like Who's They?

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S01E75: Make Acid Rain Not War

Tue, 14 Dec 2021 07:30:26 +0000

Needle Needle Needle
Banjo's + Satan = ?
Blood Acid Ouija
Low and Steady

It's a 27 shot salute to the Air Force tonight! Also, credit is King as that 2 percent is exactly where it wants to be. It's a global thing. Second Second half of show is blessed by Dr. Francis Collins as the sky is lit up with silver. Always remember, we're the lightning's bitch.

Rinse your mouth with tin foil.

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S01E74: Release The Interlochen

Mon, 06 Dec 2021 02:35:44 +0000

Smooth or Rough

This is real Unevidence based Suit-O-Science!

Get yours for $9.99!

On this special episode of Behind The Sch3m3s we followed No Agenda's Sunday Service! Boo-Bury eats from the Book of Knowledge. What does genocide even mean? Quirkess teaches mindfulness and breath-fullness, electrifying the synapse with prana! Lavish gets behind the trial of Jizzlane as she doodles his likeness. Even young Epstein smirked.

Keep killing him, strongest possible delete.

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S01E73: It's Called Dread

Tue, 30 Nov 2021 23:37:56 +0000

Blink Out.

The Call of Heaven.

Blood I Scream.

Boo-Bury wraps up a dream, and toasts to Dan Cooper. All the meanwhile he's totally not selling copies of Squid Game in North Korea. Lavish dives into the Red Shield "You Will Fuck The Bugs" Klaus Schwab. And Quirkess brings a new meaning of peace to the green room. Now please, stay inside the lines.

I just wanna tickle a dragon.

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S01E72: Jesus Was A Great Shot

Wed, 24 Nov 2021 03:38:36 +0000

Trust Only in Mr. Velvet.
Good Jokes Vice Jokes?
Sounds Like Conglomerate Commie Fucks.
Happy Patsy Day!

Behind The Sch3m3s is honored to be joined by Larry Bleidner, a man with a masters in Take No Shit. On the anniversary of JFK's assassination no less! We cover what makes a cult successful, how much of a joke Jooooe-y is (not a joke!), and a special message from the shows favorite hypnotherapist Bjorn! Also special shout out to all the Freaks of Hazards calling in and leaving their scream mails!

Welcome to the Machine. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left.

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S01E71: Eerie Over Eerie

Wed, 17 Nov 2021 06:38:17 +0000

Greetings Greetings under the Moan Day Moonlight,

Come one saucy sage, come all Cthulhi!

Bet bet bet chill bet it's another spooky packed episode filled with the Decline of Western Seed, and A BOTG report from Lavish hits the greatest Rock and Roll mausoleum. Quirkess and Boo-Bury blast down to Astroworld, with the 808 pumping! Flipping off the ambulance, it's Behind The Sch3m3s!

Atlas said "Fuck it". #jk.

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S01E70: It's Oscillating!

Wed, 10 Nov 2021 05:18:06 +0000

It would have been worse with that Department of Death crippled since the betaverse.

Behind The Sch3m3s is honored to have the powerful Graham and Darren from the Grimerica Podcast tonight! We run the gamut passing over social ranking sound effects out like mandatory candy! Wanna get in on some underground Sasquatch orgies!? THIS is the place to be! Stories of U.F.O.'s, paraweird happenings, inside jobs, BTS was full steam ahead for this one. GET SOME.

Cut the fleshy part underneath of your tongue, reach up, and taste that God hole.

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S01E68: The Rock The Zombie Church Was Built On

Wed, 03 Nov 2021 21:18:23 +0000

You might be a King or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the Reaper.

Behind The Sch3m3s welcomes Quirkess backs for a proper celebration exploring Día de los Muertos! Boo-Bury courts La Catrina, Lavish has a spread prepared, and Quirkess explores the customs of this amazing tradition. We also have a little fun with the recent knighthood donation Boo-Bury sent in to No Agenda.

Death is democratic baby. Everyone gets a piece.

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S01E69: NutScrape

Wed, 27 Oct 2021 00:49:19 +0000

Defieing Definitions and Spanking The Academy

Clown Pilled and Hella-Dazed

And one sloppy 6IX

Quirkess enchants Behind The Sch3m3s with screams and dreams that will haunt your taint! We spend the following three hours talking all things No Agenda Stream, Screams, and Creams. Literal cream. Holding on to that feeling makes you more alive when you're afraid. It's a robust blend of 69 authentic Dark Americana flavors. You'll find this comedian is temporarily Alex Jones. Sorry for the convenience.

You're a corporate whore and you know it.

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S01E67: Plastic Shit Sample

Wed, 20 Oct 2021 00:24:00 +0000

The Taste of Fresh is Upon Us.

Behold, From the Land of The Rising Grey Area.

Sounding a little porn-y...

Japan WUT? storms Behind The Sch3m3s!

Joining us tonight it's the guys from the future, OneTwenty and Matt Bigelow! Special guest star Sir SirSeatSitter puts on his best lavish face as East and West collide. Discussions of alternative media in Japan, Fresh (Not more, Fresher!) Biden clips, Wuhan shipping kerfuffles, J-Anon, V4V, goddamn there's so much crammed into the first Second Half of Show I can't remember it all! Very cool!

Second Second Half of Show is when the Night Sports begin...OneTwenty breaks down a steamy anime clip for Sir SirSeatSitter, and Boo-Bury fawns over Super Mystery Magazine Mu! Then we go to Mu! Very legal!

Now please, if you'd follow us this way to the basement of the VHS store...

Eat your heart out Anderson Cooper.

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S01E66: Soylent Green New Deal

Tue, 12 Oct 2021 22:52:00 +0000

Straight from the rabbit hole, the man the myth the Moe.

Moe Factz.

Now sit back, and pour yourself some Moe Shine.

One for the ages, the podcaster who can leave your floor stuck to the jaw, Moe joins Behind The Sch3m3s to breakdown the age old debate: Pro Choice vs Anti Choice. He takes us down hole after hole exploring the binary schemes that bind us together. The rap group formally known as Boo n' Lavish cut straight lines of truth as we have an honest and empathetic conversation about the natural unnaturalness. Or was it unnatural naturalness?

Second 2nd Half of Show, Lavish discusses how the FBI likely founded the Black Panthers, and Boo-Bury starts a pyramid scheme trying to fund money to buy murder houses.

You ain't gonna steal my joy, make it happen for a reason, and...

Enjoy Every Sandwich.

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S01E65: I'm The Public Radio Now

Tue, 05 Oct 2021 23:12:00 +0000

Here ye, Here ye,

For a limited time only, Behind The Sch3m3s will film the blackmail YOU wanna see YOURSELF in on a golden VHS tape! Silicon Mercs need not apply. Supplies are limited. Terms and Conditions apply. Visit your local newpodcastapps.com today for more information.

It's an abusive love type of episode as Lavish and Boo-Bury lay out the sch3m3s of your dreams. The Wicked Witch of Oz flies by, "I'm retiring, retiriiiiinnnng!". Hey babe, how about me and you propaganda and chill? FeedBag almost burns down, but that won't stop them from torching free speech. Set your calendars for that one! Fixing time is not an easy task. Lastly, listen to the sweet song of the Mockingbird. From 40 years ago to today it's the same goddamn soviet style tune.

“Counter propaganda was portrayed as the only alternative to order.”

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S01E64: Gaped Hell Hole

Tue, 28 Sep 2021 23:29:29 +0000

It's the 2nd Sunday of the week! Er...2nd Thursday?

Sonday? Thorsday?

Fuck it! We're going on strike! On tonight's Behind the Sch3m3s, Boo-Bury touches on a looming strike by the kin in black I.A.T.S.E. and Lavish shows us a potential Manchurian candidate drinking bear piss. Straight from R. Kelly. Or maybe R. Kelly was pissing on the bear? Did the bear piss on R. Kelly? Now I really can't remember.

Keep your eyes out for Hunter Biden NFT's commissioned for BTS by the man himself!

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S01E63: Bjørn Again

Wed, 22 Sep 2021 02:14:00 +0000

Enter the Paper Tiger, Hidden Podcaster.

Riding atop (or inside) the Antifa Cannon.

Klaus plows and Blue Tube Harvest.

You will eat the lettuce.

Boo-Bury cracks open the cellar door, and none other than Malachi returns! On this episode of Behind The Sch3m3s, Lavish has the blood of the Hawk, and will shred gnar. It will be hard going into the New Norm without Norm. Riptorn. Malachi dives arm first into his first Covid illness, and for 2nd Second half of show Boo-Bury hits literally every piece of news. Gwar fans don't know what NFT's are, "Did you mummify mom?", Dr. Fauci is a sickle man, and...you are getting very sleepy.

Congratulations! Your Mass Hypnosis has evolved into Mass Psychosis!

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S01E62: Dubya Dubya Dubya

Tue, 14 Sep 2021 23:09:54 +0000

Desk fires can't melt steel beams,

Left tracking the Pope of cover-ups.

Are you a Lizardist, or some other Office Weasel?

Either way, we recommend therapy adjacent debunking.

Tonight on Behind the Sch3m3s, Boo-Bury and Lavish explore some parallels with Covid-19/11. Mostly because a Politico article told us not too. What's it like trying to find footage from the time? Strange times get even more strange. It's an episode so hot molten steel is pouring forth from the headphones!

By the way, if you can buy that that? I fucking hate the Eagles...

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S01E61: Danzig Queen

Wed, 08 Sep 2021 00:27:17 +0000

lol the CIA used fake vaccines to try and catch Bin Laden.

Be High. Sell High.

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S01E60: Alice The Great

Tue, 31 Aug 2021 23:41:43 +0000

Rusty Weak, the Ivermectin of Wands

You're the Captain of the S.S. Go Fuck Yourself

History Rhymes and Snip Snip That's It

A Gram Is Better When You're Damned

This is the throwback episode to the goring 20's, and the Great Repression. Let's step back in time to the Black and White days. Very sterile. Almost...too sterile. Boo Bury and Lavish dive into California's obsession with Despairium. And not paying up.

It's for your own good. Trust us. We're the authorities. Ever heard of a little thing called the greater good? The greater good.

It's for the greater good.

Careful with that Axe, you Gen-X

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S01E59: [REDACTED]

Tue, 24 Aug 2021 22:47:00 +0000

Join Lavish for his first ever solo show! Look Ma, no boobs! We had a very [REDACTED] time. Lavish goes over lucrative military recruitment ads, classic Russian Literature, The Art Of War, summoning a Succubus, and much more. Don't get spattered, your Excellency! If you're going to ask questions, don't do so to your higher ranking superiors!

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S01E58: A Gratuitous Display of Violence Against the Microphone

Tue, 17 Aug 2021 23:29:00 +0000

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, dudes named ben and dudettes named bernadette, please welcome to the stage...

Sir Ryan Bemrose, Count of Curation!

Trains to nowhere, with one nation under Live Nation. Didn't you get the memo? Behind the Sch3m3s, for one night only will serve all of your Boutique Consulting needs, for a modest tithe. Exit strategy. Boom.

Anyone have bleach? There's blood on the floor.

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S01E57: Hex The Fed

Tue, 10 Aug 2021 23:40:00 +0000

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Fillet of a fenny snake,

And welcome back to Behind The Sch3m3s!

The Gates fling open tonight when Lavish kicks this party off diving thru some family history of "Oh Billy Boy!". Turns out even if you've been jabbed, the drummer for the Offspring can still be a threat, and someone please grab the AK from the monkey! Please!!

Second 2nd Half of Show, Boo-Bury cracks open the millennial book of shadows to reveal the under currents of #WitchTok! It's Tik Tok, but for witches! Or maybe the Mage department of the N.W.O. It's hard to say really...

When it doubt, hidden arts always work better when there's an air of mystery about them.

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S01E56: Jackass and Jackass

Wed, 04 Aug 2021 01:49:00 +0000

Live!

From BadRadio.Live!

It's Behind The Sch3m3s!

Boo-Bury and Lavish roll the dice to determine the fate of tonight's show! Whether it be proffesional stabs at hunting ghosts in the Winchester Murder Mansion, or maybe you're some poor spook who didn't get the memo from HR; we got you covered. From the land of the 50 Cent Army, to the see of New Clear Silos, we're hear for you. Handfuls of bitter pills and our favorite presidents are all we have left for the Second 2nd Half of Show. Boundless Scr33m Mails to boot!

It's brave.
It's beautiful.
It's the only fuckin' podcast in the fuckin' universe with a fuckin' intermission.

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Fri, 09 Jul 2021 01:55:00 +0000

Somewhere. Beyond the sea. Out there. Waiting for me. It all came down.

On this episode of Behind The Sch3m3s, Lavish and Boo Bury open the door to Atlantis. How close to the fall are we?

It's gonna get wet.

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S01E51: Milk Tap Noose Paper

Tue, 29 Jun 2021 23:14:19 +0000

Join us for holiday devices, cigarettes, and pancakes on Behind The Sch3m3s!

Dame Duhlaurien and Wolf Cub John from Bowl After Bowl joins Lavish and Boo Bury, illuminating the green room on just how badass it can be to be a Mother, and to boot totally rails on Buzzfeed's Top 33. We here at Behind The Sch3m3s approve of such things. Chill vibes for chill minds on this episode, and Boo Bury finally learns the answer to a burning question about a certain curtain.

Dr. Jill Biden couldn't have planned this episode better.

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S01E50: Get Out of My Garden

Wed, 23 Jun 2021 02:17:06 +0000

How did we get to Wax Jack?

Stay Tooned!

I.T.S.E.P.I.S.O.D.E.5.0.

SirSpencer from Bowl After Bowl screams into the Green Room tonight on Behind The Sch3m3s. With Lavish and Boo-Bury, they try to determine if they're smarter than slime. They shall ask what would happened if you planted a cocunut in a chest?! Mushrooms pills are just as effectice as sugar pills! For the 2nd Second Half of Show we play with some crypto and just have ourselves a grand time.

Don't get me started on this HAARP...

P.S. We might need a dog......

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S01E49: Culture's Not Your Friend

Wed, 16 Jun 2021 03:31:00 +0000

By the light of the moonshine of the dark knight,

You know what to write,

It's not wearing Mickey shirts,

Stonehenge was an inside job.

Flat Earth Dave joins Behind The Sch3m3s with Lavish and Boo-Bury tonight to throw down the law of the stationary land! It's pedal to the falsified theories from everyone's most favorite letter agency NASA as we corkscrew blitz by faster than a speeding bullet! Consider this the crash course as we take the 2nd 2nd Half of Show digesting and postulating, and chewing on more questions. For added flair we'll take a trip with Thoth to the Center of the Plane.

You spun me right round baby right round...

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S01E48: Chiraq Punk

Tue, 08 Jun 2021 23:12:33 +0000

Standby floodlights, standby dry ice, and standby crushing riffs behind blatant truths.

Dry Ice...GO
Crushing riffs...GO
Blatant Truths...GO
Floodlights...GO

Behind the Sch3m3s hits the stage with a man calling it then, from the Chicago Thrash Punk Underground comes Kyriakos, Vocalist and Lyricist of AFTERMATH. Three. Hours. Hard. In. The. Paint. Where METAL and ILLUMINATION coalesce! Kyriakos breaks down just exactly how We The People are played like fools for endless wars, traumatically entertained, with pulling no punches on tearin' into some Alphabet Soup or why you should get a trademark!

Basically what we're saying is this show is pure 2nd half. It's more than concepts. It's that good shit.

He's even got a sick list of 33.

The Truth is so Bright I Gotta Wear Shades.

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S01E47: Go Find Yourself

Thu, 03 Jun 2021 01:26:00 +0000

Back on the attack and ready to drop $999!

It's Behind The Sch3m3s, now with added schemes! More schemes than you could shake a stick to!

CLAIM=6430a45fb6c8396817d98964bd1ff1710b68989a=CLAIM

Lavish and Boo Bury cut wide and cut hard across more news about jabs. Need a shirt? Friends got you Covered. We got...fuckin...zombie fires! DNA on the Moon! Microsoft-84! And finally a trendy way to wear your third eye on your sleeve.

For 2nd half of show, the note turns more somber as a mass grave was discovered on the property of a Residential School in Canada. Disturbing and disgusting shit.

Also, punk is dead.

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S01E46: Elites Say The Darnedest Things

Wed, 26 May 2021 02:51:00 +0000

Watch out left coast, prepare thyself, cuz in comes the best coast!

Host?

Most.

Ghost.

It's BillyBon3s, here to lay down not THE truth, but his very own estimation of the truth! It's that good shit we're coming back for more of. From bad policies to bad extraspacial deals, BillyBon3s walks Boo-Bury and Lavish thru all the corridors, but we very much ensure not to film any of it.

Grab your "invisibilty blankets", and enjoy one hell of a show tonight on Behind The Sch3m3s!

Hahaha a pharma company is taking heat for sharing the "PillBillies" song. Hahahaha. Fuck them.

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S01E45: The Great Unzipping

Wed, 19 May 2021 04:14:00 +0000

Find out what lurks in our cellar!

See horribly confusing numbers!

Come for the Great Unzipping!

It's a butchered 100 day review of the Most Popular President of All Time and Malachi steps out from the cellar to tell us exactly how it is! Sir SirSeatSitter from Abs n' a 6-Pack comes in swinging with the statistics that count! Lavish surprise us all for the Second Half of Show! Damn! How did we ever manage to pack so much excitement into tonight's Behind The Sch3m3s?!

It's 15 Billion Trillion laughs and cracks, but we really never did find those black boxes.
The passports look ok tho.

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S01E44: I'd May Love Glovin'

Sat, 15 May 2021 04:15:27 +0000

You might want an umbrella tonight, for the mayo and history and androids and aliens and all the most obscene shit from the sewers of Brooklyn NY!

It's Nick the Rat let loose in the Green Room here on Behind The Sch3m3s!

We're slathered, rather honored to be join by this beast of trailblazer in the paraspooky, and with Lavish and Boo-Bury hitting the jars as hard as they need. It's a little grotesque almost, but yet somehow still so satisfying. Lavish dug up some history and Boobs brought a sex robot(s).

You know it, you want it, you loathe it.
Also, we're gonna need a mayo mop.
We love us some glovin'!

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S01E43: Sex In Zero-G Wakes The Wolf

Tue, 04 May 2021 23:37:00 +0000

I got something to say! I froze my semen today!

That's gross! But, it's what we gots to do tonight on Behind The Sch3m3s if we decide to get that vax! Nah, we're kidding we wouldn't dare go that far. Papers Please! Hahaha kidding again! No seriously, punk is dead! Aha got you!

Pokin a sleeping wolf? Now that you can bet on.

There's something spooky goin round these here parts!

BYO3-DG

Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone!

612-263-SXXY

ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes)

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S01E42: West Coast Imp Style

Wed, 28 Apr 2021 05:25:57 +0000

Will it be the left hand path, or the right hand path? Either way, our brains are still spinning!

Tonight is a weird one. Boo-Bury and Lavish get deep in yo mind as we look at all the weird ways we think, and analyze just what in the fuck is this thing talking to you in your head? Is it a Daemon? An Imp? We love hopping into void, in fact we cherish it!

It's a weird one for sure, but that's what you love! Be sure to grab a Bicameral from the dish on your way in for a brainy treat. It's all language here baby, on Behind the Sch3m3s!

Oh, and you can bet your sweet ass the Price is right...

BYO3-DG

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612-263-SXXY

ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes)

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S01E41: Eternal Dyson

Tue, 20 Apr 2021 16:56:45 +0000

"I got a hunger, and the only cure...is more bootprints!"

Lavish and Boo-Bury are joined by a new contender to chew on what really gets authoritarians going! It's a Battle Royale of Blood Suckin' Hunger Games Gates of Faustus Three Pointy Fingers Up In The Air sort of grand ole' time you always expect from Behind The Sch3m3s. And of course, there's always your Scream-Mails that keep us going!

Bad Pharma, Big Bro Tech, what's not to love as long as it's at the circus!

BYO3-DG

Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone!

612-263-SXXY

ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes)

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Wed, 17 Mar 2021 06:45:00 +0000

Is this Behind The Sch3m3s or an organizational meeting tonight?

....Both!

We're slam PACKED (Like a bastardized more handsome rat pack) tonight with guests. And what do we want?? A conversation on unions!

Dean Reiner of the Up Is Down Podcast joins Boo Bury and Malachi (and a surprise contender to the throne joins in later!). It's a riveting coming of minds you never asked for but still we provide. Think of it like insider baseball but instead of balls its cards. Bad joke. Regardless, we explore what sort of machinations unions employ, and shared experiences working in and with them.

We shoot the shit BTS is always known for holding the most compelling coverage on like "I Wanna Shot!", and just how importan' the work Russia and China are doing to-get-her is (just wait till they figure out the Moon is fake...)!

You Will Sleep In The Pod

You Will Eat The Bugs

You Will Take The Happy Pills

BYO-3DG

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https://www.deanreiner.com/podcast-1

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https://www.absna6pack.com/

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S01E36: Hu-Xclub

Fri, 12 Mar 2021 08:43:15 +0000

Greetings Greetings fellow True Deniers!

Tonight is a banger on Behind the Sch3m3s! It's the one Boo-Bury fell asleep on...sorta at least...

Monty and Boo-Bury for first half of show gobble up some Alphabet Soup, which weirdly enough sets part of the theme for the episode: butt stuff (On a religious text Boo-Bury swears it was unintentional). Cancel culture cancels itself. Finally! Not to mention, we even summon a little Zozo. Oh oh oh! And! Fisher Price My First Plandemic Playset!

On the second half, Boo-Bury discovers a hard truth about podcasting. Sometimes it ain't worth pushing but resist we much! We gotta keep going! The Latest and Gr3at3st! The topic for the next coming weeks will look into the X-club and various Huxley family members.

All this, you, and us! On Behind The Sch3m3s!

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BYO3-DG

SHOW NOTES

S01E35: Not The Dawn Of Justice

Wed, 03 Mar 2021 07:23:01 +0000

Behind the Sch3m3s is back and about as obscure as it gets! We even had a sick ass tag line suggested, "If you don't get Bhind the Sch3m3s, the Sch3m3s get Behind you!"

Categories! Categories! Categories! Come hell of high water we WILL be a force to reckon with...buuuuut in the meantime here's but just a TASTE of what's in store for you tonight!! We cancel the Muppets, or maybe we cancel ourselves for playing racist Muppets bits? Or course we have the crowd favorite, "Pregnant Doctor Fear Porn". Jim Bruer, we find out, is a national treasure, and you WILL EAT THE BUGS. Wanna catch one the last analog broadcast of Family Fued? We got you covered! Lizardfucks?! Doubleplus bet your fucking ass we do!!!

Calling all influenczars to the Minneapocalypse!

For the second half of show, we tackle the last part of New Order of Barbarians, bringing this wicked read to a quiet close. Fake Science! Fake Weather! Fake Entertainment! Population Conrtol! When does a propehcy become warning?

It's hits all the goodness of what a comrade would want out of a New World Order, it'll almost make ya cry,"Our Tears".

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BYO3-DG

SHOW NOTES

S01E34: D-Pilled

Wed, 24 Feb 2021 06:06:00 +0000

Behind The Sch3m3s with some categories? Say it isn't so!

Well, we got something at least tonight.

Dinosaurs Splattered Across The Moon? X

Culutural Norms? X

V? X

NOB pt2? X

Is Tim Dillon A Prophet? (Jury's Out)? X

All This And A Little More? X

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BYO3-DG

SHOW NOTES

S01E33: The Scaly Show

Tue, 16 Feb 2021 07:49:06 +0000

Viewers Beware!

This Mother is LIVE!!!

That's right True Deniers, Behind the Sch3m3s is now LIVE at 10:30est/9:30c pm on Mondays! Go to https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/thescalyshow/ to drop out and tune in.

On tonight's episode, we are joined by the powerful Sir Seat Sitter of ABS n' a 6-Pack. First half, we argue who is more shocking, and can you even shock an audience anymore? Tim Dillon understands Dimension A and Dimension B, which both beat being a fucking snitch. Arm yourself with the knowledge of how propaganda works with our quick ten easy steps (ok, more than ten), and tackle the Verge as they want YOU to want wanting of moderation. More like fracturedcasting.

Second half of show you ask? What's that you say? SLAP ME SILLY AND CALL ME BILLY BTS IS RETURNING TO THE ROOTS. We're diving in! A True Blue CT themed show! And more to come in the future! We look at a mysterious Dr. Day, as he elaborates on visions for the future with the New Order of Barbarians.

Tin Foil Hat is not included with this broadcast.

BYO3-DG

Listen to Sir Seat Sitter's show like your soul depended on it here at ABS 'n a 6-Pack

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SHOW NOTES

S01E32: Time, It Was A Conspiracy

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 06:42:27 +0000

Big things are in store, stay tooned!

As we approach episode 33, Behind the Sch3m3s takes some TIME reading out how 2020 came together to protect our brave new world. Well, no, the story isn't as exiciting as Brave New World, but it is rather illuminating in many telling ways. Good news for you however, we'll be able to chat with you well into the 22nd Century as our corporeal mind would be a forgotten bot somewhere floating in the dead of internet.

Sounds like a bummer. You know what's not?

Listening LIVE to www.behindthesch3m3s.com/thescalyshow/

Moandaze (Mondays)

15 Minute Call 9:15c/10:15est pm

Places 9:30c/10:30est pm

BYOB/BYO3-DG (Bring Your Own Beer)

And always! Viewer Discretion is Advised!

Double Plus Bonus With A Big Brass Bell

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Show Notes

Sesame Street: Wanna Buy An Eight Ernie?

The Secret History of the Shadow Campaign That Saved the 2020 Election

The Forsyth County Sheriff's Office Launches Real-Time Intelligence Center Powered By Fusus

Microsoft patent details tech that could turn dead people into AI chatbots

Could we really live forever as a chatbot or a hologram?

S01E31: In A Doc Tricked World

Thu, 28 Jan 2021 08:07:00 +0000

Dr. Gates turns to Faustus.

"No, I am your father."

Damn, if only Behind the SchƎmƎs sequels could be as exciting as that! Malachi, Monty, Boo Bury are rejoined by Atlas Agent to round off the two parter on Plandemic 2. In 100 years, this is gonna be as much Gates Strikes Back meets the Games Warriors. Think of it like comedians getting co-opted and have a slumber party.

Tune in, turn on, and grab your glasses!

SHOW NOTES

Circuit City Games Warrior

PLANDEMIC 2 - INDOCTORNATION

Bill Gates has a warning about deadly epidemics

What is the Great Reset? | Davos Agenda 2021

Fauci's Wife & Conflicts of interest with Gates' Vaccines

S01E30: Dang Ol' Plan Damn It

Wed, 27 Jan 2021 08:32:57 +0000

BTS tonight welcomes an Earth shaker, one Atlas Agent!

Was it something big planned?

Along with Malachi and Boo Bury, we jump into the first of two episodes covering the Plandemic 2 movie. It's one for the books chocked full of questions, technical difficulties, and real emotional bearing. Stay tuned for Part 2!

FREAKS OF HAZARD

Sir SeatSitter

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SHOW NOTES

PLANDEMIC 2 - INDOCTORNATION

S01E29: Cocktails at Mr. Rogers

Fri, 15 Jan 2021 06:09:00 +0000

You know, it can be challenging to come up with witty and biting episode descriptors with how fucked shit is...but it's not gonna stop us from trying! Join Boo Bury and Monty tonight as they catch up with what's happened (what was the big news anyways?).

Times can be frustrating, but we have never attempted to inject mushrooms straight into the blood stream. That's what the chemovax is for! Masks? We got 'em sopping moist. Mask-hole Hysteria? Simply shooked (clutches pearls tighter). Enlightenment Camps? BTS disavows that but we know a lawyer from Sesame Street who thinks otherwise. Watch as Bill Gate hits himself in the face as he buys up all the land and blocks out all the sun!

Your least popular source for Bernay's Approved Media Literacy: Behind the SchƎmƎs!

@behindthesch3m3s

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SHOW NOTES

Edward Bernays on Letterman, April 4, 1985

Project Veritas has released a new video exposing PBS employee

How bees reacted to the 2017 solar eclipse

A MAN INJECTED HIMSELF WITH MUSHROOMS AND THE FUNGI TOOK OVER HIS BLOOD

‘Your Cock Is Mine Now'

You Can Now Easily Download All CIA UFO Documents to Date

Welcome to The Black Vault Document Archive

I Told You So - New Single

Heckler disrupts ⁦ @SenSchumer ⁩ in Midtown.

William Cooper's Behold a Pale Horse 1991 and His Timothy McVey Disclosure

Azealia Banks Horrifies Twitter After She Digs Up Her Dead Cat — & Cooks It

Next Target — Freedom of the Press: Ocasio-Cortez Says Congress Will Look into Initiatives to “Rein In Media” and Unapproved Press Reports

ON MASKS AND COVID-19

America's Biggest Owner Of Farmland Is Now Bill Gates

A Bill Gates Venture Aims To Spray Dust Into The Atmosphere To Block The Sun. What Could Go Wrong?

This is NOT a vaccine – ‘It is an mRNA packaged in a fat envelope that is delivered to a cell … a medical device designed to stimulate the human cell into becoming a pathogen creator'

Farce mask: it's safe for only 20 minutes

The Science of Masks

Mass Hysteria and Covid-19

S01E28: 2020 Won The Purge

Tue, 12 Jan 2021 06:38:00 +0000

Tonight, Behind the SchƎmƎs gets in some free fuckin' speech while the going is still good. Will our gallant heroes Boo Bury and Malachi be labelled as dangerous enemies to the Hivemind? Indubitably. And for good reason. Much mindcrime is explored tonight as we tackle some recent minor events and the overreaching arm of censorship.

We celebrate some mindcrime exploring ten years of hate, and ask ourselves, "Are we Washington, Jefferson, or Adams?". Is Mr. Bean the savior we really all need? How much longer will the effects of Covid-1984 dominate the narrative? You must ask yourself, "Am I Carbon or Silicon?". A thru Z we do a really terrible breakdown of it all featuring all the laughs you'd expect. Kiss your days of not knowing what "self-censoring" good bye and say hello to the New World!

Be sure to say thank you when you get a tracking device shoved up your ass!

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SHOW NOTES

Red Forman on US government

Next time they try painting Tru/mp supporters as the viot/lent ones, remind them of this video

Casey Kasem's Profane Radio Meltdown • The Definitive Edition!

1984 (1/11) Movie CLIP - Two Minutes Hate

Did a ‘Convicted Terrorist' Sit on the Board of a BLM Funding Body?

The new UK coronavirus mutations, explained

An A-Z of All the Things We Lost in 2020

Scientists create the first 3D miniature working heart model

KISS Censors Lyrics, Blood in NYE Livestream to Dodge Strict Dubai Obscenity Laws

Rowan Atkinson Says Cancel Culture Fills Him With Fear

Washington, Jefferson, or Adams

S01E27: New Year, New Power Boner

Tue, 05 Jan 2021 08:39:50 +0000

Things tonight's episode of Behind the SchƎmƎs contains:

1: Monty 1: Boo Bury 1: Malachi

2: Dlrow Orazzib

3: Ǝnigmas

4: Intrigue

5: G Metal Zone Pecs

6: Don't Expect Immediate Results

7: Words You Shouldn't Say

180: Days Till Alien Disclosure

9: WWLT (What Would Lin Tweet?)

10: Dancing the Skynet Away

11: Lists

12: Reasons I Love To Lockdown

13: What "Mute" and "Solo" Does

P.S.

Check out other great shows from the No-AgendaVerse!

Grumpy Old Bens

ABS 'n a 6-Pack

Rare Encounter

SHOW NOTES

Found: A Nazi ‘Enigma' Machine at the Bottom of a Bay

Should you avoid alcohol when getting a coronavirus vaccine?

We may have spotted a parallel universe going backwards in time

NEW - Out of the blue, Portland Mayor @tedwheeler now announces to crush down on "radical Antifa and anarchists."Democrats propose ban on 'he' and 'she' and all gender-specific words in new rules for Congress

2021 Banished Words List Press Release

Seven dirty words

Conspiracy theorists' image of 5G Covid implant chip turns out to be guitar pedal schematic

Future Robots - Boston Dynamics Robot Family Dance for New Year

Lin Wood is willing to put his life ‘at great risk' in order to reveal ‘the TRUTH'

Attorney Lin Wood Claims Jeffrey Epstein Still Alive

Twelve Times the Lockdowners Were Wrong

416

Andrew Cuomo Warns New Yorkers to Limit Social Gatherings: ‘Those Numbers Go Up … the Region Will Close Down'

How should you talk to friends and relatives who believe conspiracy theories?

COVID-19 bill started a 180-day countdown for UFO disclosures

2021 ASSEMBLY RESOLUTION 3

S01E26: Farm A Logical War

Tue, 29 Dec 2020 07:42:00 +0000

You best start believing in ANTH 201: Dystopian Visions...cuz you're living one!

Is it the case? Is this what we've come to? Is class finally in session? Boo-Bury and Malachi can't answer that for you, but we sure as shit try to bring as much levity to the situation as possible! Hey, at least it'll be endless scientific and non-baseless content for the next decade.

As our potential final episode for 2020 (damn, guess we should have mentioned that) we ponder on who the good guys are. An open letter from 1988 certainly shows us who the "Pill Pushing Pimp" is. Watch us cower in fear as Covid-1984 takes over the last bastion of hope for Humanity: Antarctica! Get your Vax-Guns ready because it's time to save the human race, minus the few that may or may not suffer. Did Volkswagen ruin Venus? Behind the SchƎmƎs even peers thru your window (ok, we don't, we just find satellites that do. Pervy fucks.)

TLDR: If you see your Mom this weekend, be sure to tell her "Satan! Satan! Satan!".

SHOW NOTES

Bells Palsy Nurse

How to Vaccinate Anti-Vaxxers

REAL AUDIO BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS! Nashville Explosion

Be warned: Guilford County's COVID enforcers are making the rounds —and watching

More than 1.5 billion masks believed to have entered oceans in 2020

How Climate Change Turned Venus from an Earth-like Planet to Uninhabitable Wasteland

An Open Letter To Dr. Anthony Fauci

The COVID-19 Stimulus Bill Would Make Illegal Streaming a Felony

COVID-19 stimulus bill proposes up to 10 years in prison for “unauthorized streaming”

China Jails Citizen Journalist for Her Accounts of Covid-19 in Wuhan

Suspicions grow that nanoparticles in Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine trigger rare allergic reactions

The Coronavirus Has Reached Antarctica. Now It's On Every Continent

The COVID Clap

WHO Deletes Naturally Acquired Immunity from Its Website

Moderna's groundbreaking coronavirus vaccine was designed in just 2 days

Jeffrey Epstein's Former Cell Mate Is Dead, With No Further Explanation

Satan Commercial Match

Facebook is reportedly building a tool called 'TLDR'

A NEW SATELLITE CAN PEER INSIDE BUILDINGS, DAY OR NIGHT

Turns Out, Baby Blood Might Be the Actual Fountain of Youth

S01E25: Don't Fuck With History

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 06:45:00 +0000

It couldn't have come at a better time. Dark days do indeed loom on the horizon and it seems apt that this episode arrived at the Winter Solstice under a mighty Conjunction.

Boo Bury and Malachi welcome a very special guest, a scholar of history and professor of badassery, Patrick O'Kelly! Now this is a guy you'll wanna immediately get in here and hear what he's got to say! You'll have to duck from all the truth that's being thrown down. Pat gives the guys a history lesson and perspective that really hones in on what has been discussed on the show previously, but with so much more actual lived experience. Between lockdowns, civil wars, Covid-1984, and the fact checkers that be, we hit it all. Pat even treats us to one of Willy Clinton's lesser know assassinations, Thomas Jefferson! If you love history as much as we do (except when it's running around with that screwdriver like a crackhead) you're not gonna want to miss this one! All this and more on Behind the SchƎmƎs!

If you dig what Pat has to say, you can continue to follow his dives into history here! (Make sure you hit that subscribe button!)

F-Bomb History

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SHOW NOTES

Alec Baldwin Suggests Violent Punishments for Trump: ‘A Knee on His Neck, Cutting Off His Oxygen'

Heavily Armed Far-Right Mob Floods Oregon Capitol

Yuri Bezmenov: The Marxist Ideological Subversion Of America

S01E24: MTV Saved My Life

Fri, 18 Dec 2020 07:42:38 +0000

Today, Behind the SchƎmƎs gathers together to mourn and remember the heir apparent to the "best timed fart" produced by Malachi. The passing was located during an epic rant laid out by Tom Cruise on why stagehands will be the death of the film industry. Sadly, Boo Bury was unaware that this was occuring as he had the mic muted. It will greatly be missed by all.

Anywayzzz...Monty, Boo-Bury, and Malachi conduct what they have deemed "the most fun epsiode yet"! And boy, is it a full one. On top of relentlessly joshing the Cruise; we touch on why MTV saved a life, Boo Bury introduces the phenomenal RFK Jr., Super Covid-1984, and discover that the cure to vaccine illness is more vaccines (not really, but howdy-do these side effects amiright?). We celebrate the arrest of the Canadian version of Epstein, and wish him only the very worse. We top it off with some bogleshit news story on why podcasts should be "scrutinized" and how Insta-groan wants to be your very bestest friend. Like, seriously. They wanna know everything about you...For whom the bells toll and more, tonight, here with BTS!

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SHOW NOTES

Tom Cruise yelling at crew members of MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 7 for breaking Covid Safety Protocols

5 'Mission: Impossible 7' crew members quit after Tom Cruise's explicit COVID-19 rant, report says

SARS-CoV-2, the COVID-19 Virus, is Mutating, But So Far, Slowly

COVID-19 VACCINES: IMPORTANT TALKING POINTS

300K COVID victims mourned with DC bell toll

Nurse Passes Out on Live Television After Taking Coronavirus Vaccine

Fake Shot? Local News Airs Health Care Worker Receiving Empty Vaccine

Vioxx took deadly toll: study

Robert Kennedy Jr. | Hotboxin' with Mike Tyson

fauci slip on vaccine in vermont press conference

Former Cult Member Says Masturbating to MTV Accidentally Saved His Life

BAHAMIAN COVE

Former Fashion Executive Peter Nygard Charged With Sex Trafficking

Prince Andrew's sex slave alibi blown apart by bombshell report

Prince Andrew's sex slave alibi falls apart

Sinister sounds: podcasts are becoming the new medium of misinformation

No Agenda podcast 1304 Adam Curry & John C Dvorak

S01E23: 10-2=20

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 06:17:03 +0000

On tonight's episode of Behind the SchƎmƎs, three's a crowd but four is a party! We welcome one Cody to the airwaves, as he guides us thru stories of mischief, madness, and mayhem! A hell of a time to be had by all. Topics included but not limited too: Why the ATF sucks, how to protest, stamps (not the fun we're gonna make some cards kind, the kind we're gonna tax the crap out of you and turn you into overnight felons kind). Don't forget the small little group of CCP members runnin around doin' whatever CCP members do. Does that makes us or them the insurgents?

We also touch on one of the show's favorite arguements, that sounds really dumb,"Why take arms up against the government, they have bigger guns?". Gabdanged Guberment Deer are on muh front lawn tryin' to eat my freedoms! BUT. What good is a True Denying podcast if we dont talk on some crazy time travel shit? Take it away John Titor. If you can hear us in the future....

@behindthesch3m3s

https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

SHOW NOTES

War Machine - Insurgency Lecture

Joe Rogan Experience #1535 - Tim Kennedy

GHOSTED: ATF Visiting End Users

Los Angeles Surge Hospital That Treated COVID-19 Patients Now Appears To Be Site Of Full-Scale Hollywood Production

How a Long-Planned Pandemic Exhibit Adapted to COVID-19

Amid fears of overwhelmed medical systems, data shows ample hospital capacity nationwide

Whoops: Sounds Like Obama Admitted the Quiet Part Out Loud

AI vs. AI. Two chatbots talking to each other

What Happened to Randy Weaver?

The Mysterious John Titor, Trump and Today's Time Travelers

A (New) Look At John Titor's Predictions

San Francisco Sound Engineer Accidentally Dosed With LSD While Cleaning 1960s Radio Equipment

Israel's Former Space Security Chief Says Aliens Have Prevented Nuclear War

Ed -- A Petition For Stronger Gun Laws

Executive Order on Imposing Certain Sanctions in the Event of Foreign Interference in a United States Election

S01E22: At The Red House

Fri, 11 Dec 2020 08:34:00 +0000

Tonight marks the triumphant return of maybe not the three most talented, smartest, handsome, successful, thoughtful, or wittiest but by far your favorite hosts with the ghosts! That's right everyone; Monty, Malachi, and Boo-Bury are back to knock some good ole' fashioned common sense into the ether.

A myriad of topics are covered. Dickhead Doctors (Lookin' at you Faustus), Doctors without masks, Quack (Real) Doctors, shots in the arms, and the general coverage you'd expect about Covid-1984 from a free thinking show. Youtube isn't safe either despite their "safe harbor" claims, adding to the list influencers calling for violence, tax shenanigans, and the Paul Brothers beating up the internet. We even touch on a little P.O.O.P.! At three hours you know this isn't an episode you're gonna wanna miss!

@behindthesch3m3s

https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

P.S. Introducing for the first ever! SHOW NOTES!!!!!!

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"Kary Mullis on Fauci"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aISPlTLbJo

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"Tuskegee Experiment: The Infamous Syphilis Study"

https://www.history.com/news/the-infamous-40-year-tuskegee-study

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"'Sexiest Doctor Alive'"

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8977891/Dr-Mike-called-hypocrisy-hes-seen-partying-maskless.html

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"Tik Tok Doctor"

https://www.instagram.com/christinaaaaaaanp/

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"I CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq8SXOBy-4w&start=209s

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"Why vaccinate our most frail?"

https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/04/health/coronavirus-vaccine-acip-nursing-homes-question/index.html

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"New South Korea Case Shows Unreliability Of Coronavirus Restrictions"

https://www.dailywire.com/news/new-south-korea-case-shows-unreliability-of-coronavirus-restrictions

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"Cynthia Johnson Pt.1"

https://twitter.com/MajorPatriot/status/1336700683966439426

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"Cynthia Johnson Pt.2"

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/12/michigan-democrat-ca-johnson-gift-keeps-giving-says-biden-harris-owe-city-detroit-video/

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"Hunter Biden tax inquiry focused on Chinese business dealings"

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/hunter-biden-tax-probe-focused-chinese-business-dealings-n1250772

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"Hunter Biden: Federal criminal investigation focuses on his business dealings in China"

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/hunter-biden-says-he-s-under-tax-investigation/ar-BB1bN69I?tblci=GiBq5U_I3_o4fL291TKfiVdInNPu2QmJS7ukVMyxwTX4_CCC-00%2520%2522%2520target

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"Pennsylvania's House of Representatives Joins Texas in Suit"

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/12/breaking-pennsylvanias-house-representatives-joins-texas-suit-pennsylvania-wisconsin-michigan-georgia/

Mon, 29 Jun 2020 02:52:00 +0000

The Old Theme Song